There was nothing strange about Marvin.

There was nothing strange about Marvin. His mother had reassured him. Others might wonder about his

lludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator, especially when he brought it to Show n Tell. But he always gave a hare raising performance, and the others were all ears. Marvin would

play trix on the other kids. Getting hims to stop was like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. But usually the things he did would have the kids lapin it up. So he

hops on over here, missing me by a hare. "Bugs," I said, "you shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque." He was quick and stabbed at me with the carrot. I fell back and he

fell on top of me. He shouted in pain as the pear hidden in my coat jabbed him in the ribs. I ran for the door of the shop when an apple hit me on the back of the head and I was

knocked unconscious. When I woke up, I was in a secret lab miles below the surface of the earth strapped to gurney with many wires and contraptions protruding from my body parts.

How did I know I was in a secret lab many miles below the surface of the earth? I found out later, okay? Anyway, guys in masks were wheeling my away from the android OP when cyber

ninjas from the future busted through the air ducts with plasma katanas. I wasn't in the mood for this and stared at them all angrily. The type of stare that physically hurt

your spleen. And in doing so, the ninjas horrified, retreated with fear. That was the day Long John Silver, a pirate, will never forget. His hatred for ninjas was known.

to have consumed almost all of Long John Silver's booty. Ninjas sure are expensive! He used his remaining dubloons to open a chain of greasy fast food fish restaurants.