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She wrote a silly four line poem. It went

  • She wrote a silly four line poem. It went like this: 'Animals are fine, Behind the lines, Of another country, But please not near me ....ever.

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  • It took about 5 minutes. Damn she thought. 5 minutes into my 20 year prison sentence and already bored. Just then Tammy (her celly) grabbed the paper. "What the hell is this

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  • the Grape St. Crips kidnapped my kids?!” Tammy and I decided to bust out of prison to rescue them. We made a shiv from the underwire in our bras, toilet paper and ear wax, and

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  • were able to escape during lunch time using the jail guard as a hostage. Tammy and I paid St. Crips a visit he won't soon forget. We managed to rescue the kids but they were in

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  • a really bad way and it was slow

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  • . I got out of my Hyundai to look further up the highway. We were jammed for miles. I put it in park, pulled up my pants and started crossing on top of the hoods. Beeping,

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  • bumping mad motorists didn't disuade me as I hopped from hood to hood with my motorized moonwalkers. I dented dodges, shattered chevies and totalled toyotas

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  • as I bounced across the traffic. Suddenly SpiderMan spotted me! I was harassing traffic, so he was going to attack! I lept aboard a speeding UHaul, where Morpheus was waiting.

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  • Morpheus was using the toilet in the back of the UHaul. Spider-man was still after me for my traffic violation, but I was unaware that Fat Lex Luthor was driving the truck. This

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  • script is ludicrous! I want to see my agent!

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