Everyone said you did it, but you didn't.

Everyone said you did it, but you didn't. You should

really consider thinking twice before you

want to leave your home.

uhhhhh. nah

"Sha Nay Nay?" shouted Martin Lawrence, desperately clinging to the echoes of relevance. Secondarily, he was hoping a lawsuit might emerge against "Sha Na Na", some band that stole

his thunder, unfortunately Sha Na Na Na was a comedy Doo Wop show that predated Martin Lawrence's shtick. So he called up Kidd and Play to find out when House Party 99 was being

shown, but the person who answered hung up in a Rush. Almost out of time, he threw the phone at the nearest bystander, who

caught it effortlessly and began to flirt into it. I knew there was nobody on the other line, but I didn't have time to waste--I had two fat tickets to see Rush and I would stop

at nothing to convince them I was eligible. I mean, these were fat tickets after all, just what I needed. I'm tired of squeezing in the skinny seats. This would be great!