The garage door awaits you.

The garage door awaits you.

Press this button and see what comes up. Heh heh.

I clicked the button, fearing what my fate may be. I realized too late, I had clicked on

the Home Shopping Network. Slippered pajamas? Power crystals? Aerobic pistons? Yes please! I recited my credit card by memory and the FedEx knew me by name. My addiction would

lead me to the slammer. The Big House. The state penn. In total, I had over $2 mil in revolving debt, and to pay it off I turned to crime. Felony crime. Capital crime. My first

I liked going to jail, I had the card to get out, but where else would a stray dog whose best friends, a car and a shoe, spend the night? Yes, it was working perfect, except for

the fact that I was wearing my trousers on my head. Everyone else in the cell gave me strange looks, but I didn't care. I just kept barking like a wild dog and foaming from my

foam generator. I had electronic foam generators strapped around my neck and wrists. I stood up, barked even more wildly and spun in circles, hosing down my cellmates with hot

chocolate. However, the brown liquid turned out to be highly flammable! Fires quickly broke out and I extinguished them all with my foam generators. I was hailed as a hero & freed!