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a b vc h

  • a b vc h

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  • WRONG! TRY AGAIN!.....................................WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!................SAY YOUR ABC'S, DAMMIT!..........................................................

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  • IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'LL TELL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, LEARN YOUR SPELLIN' AND CIPHERIN, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR POOR MA WORKING HER FINGERS TO THE BONE TO FEED YOU., .... WHAT

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  • " Yosemite Sam was on another rant. He was yelling at his son Nate. His full name was Yellowstone Nate. Yosemite Sam had been told Yellowstone Nate had a learning disability but he

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  • refused to believe it, blinded by paternal pride. Yellowstone Nate absorbed his father's diatribe, imagining how he might murder him decades on. When Yosemite Sam finished yelling,

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  • his son had enough. He took him to a secluded mountain, tied him to a stake and burnt him, with an intricate fan system so the smoke wouldn't kill him first, let him off easy and

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  • keep him from repenting his sins. He deserved no sympathy, no mercy for what he had done. He certainly wouldn't get any from me I thought listening to his screams ring out in the

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  • fiery cavern our adjacent hells were in. My sin had been Pride in meddling in people's lives until they were as miserable as I was. Yet here I was denying mercy to another sinner.

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  • I made a little chuckle of lament and shyly met the other's gaze. "We are so broken, such crooked timber, eh?" The sinner said, "Get and stay the hell away from me, crazy-toons!"

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  • And with a flash of lightening, he was gone. Taken into the bosom of hell. No chance for me to follow him there. He was safe at last. I did not weep for him, but went for coffee.

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12 Comments

  1. Woab Oct 13 2018 @ 15:09

    ... and that's the story of why we've never heard of Yellowstone Nate.

  2. LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:23

    or his sisters Big Bend Bertha and Denali Dorothy

  3. LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:24

    Mountains of the Moon Loretta

  4. LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:26

    my bad, Craters of the Moon Loretta.

  5. Tree Oct 13 2018 @ 18:20

    who thought the phrase a b vc h could make something like this?

  6. LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 23:51

    Exactly 4 years in the making.

  7. BlastedHeath Oct 14 2018 @ 12:18

    This game does have its mysterious aspects.

  8. Woab Oct 14 2018 @ 14:28

    LV- Wow, I hadn't noticed that!

  9. LordVacuity Oct 15 2018 @ 03:42

    Technically, it was short by about 3 hours.

  10. ItWasStolen Oct 15 2018 @ 09:02

    Yay!! I brought it back to lifeee!

  11. LordVacuity Oct 15 2018 @ 13:39

    Yeah, you did.

  12. neoremitsper Nov 04 2018 @ 01:02

    I am reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMkQ3BkGwo And yes, I know I'm weird.

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