a b vc h
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a b vc h
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WRONG! TRY AGAIN!.....................................WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!................SAY YOUR ABC'S, DAMMIT!..........................................................
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IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'LL TELL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, LEARN YOUR SPELLIN' AND CIPHERIN, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR POOR MA WORKING HER FINGERS TO THE BONE TO FEED YOU., .... WHAT
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" Yosemite Sam was on another rant. He was yelling at his son Nate. His full name was Yellowstone Nate. Yosemite Sam had been told Yellowstone Nate had a learning disability but he
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refused to believe it, blinded by paternal pride. Yellowstone Nate absorbed his father's diatribe, imagining how he might murder him decades on. When Yosemite Sam finished yelling,
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his son had enough. He took him to a secluded mountain, tied him to a stake and burnt him, with an intricate fan system so the smoke wouldn't kill him first, let him off easy and
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keep him from repenting his sins. He deserved no sympathy, no mercy for what he had done. He certainly wouldn't get any from me I thought listening to his screams ring out in the
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fiery cavern our adjacent hells were in. My sin had been Pride in meddling in people's lives until they were as miserable as I was. Yet here I was denying mercy to another sinner.
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I made a little chuckle of lament and shyly met the other's gaze. "We are so broken, such crooked timber, eh?" The sinner said, "Get and stay the hell away from me, crazy-toons!"
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And with a flash of lightening, he was gone. Taken into the bosom of hell. No chance for me to follow him there. He was safe at last. I did not weep for him, but went for coffee.
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- 2014-10-13 18:26:16
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- 2018-10-13 15:07:37
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Woab Oct 13 2018 @ 15:09
... and that's the story of why we've never heard of Yellowstone Nate.
LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:23
or his sisters Big Bend Bertha and Denali Dorothy
LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:24
Mountains of the Moon Loretta
LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:26
my bad, Craters of the Moon Loretta.
Tree Oct 13 2018 @ 18:20
who thought the phrase a b vc h could make something like this?
LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 23:51
Exactly 4 years in the making.
BlastedHeath Oct 14 2018 @ 12:18
This game does have its mysterious aspects.
Woab Oct 14 2018 @ 14:28
LV- Wow, I hadn't noticed that!
LordVacuity Oct 15 2018 @ 03:42
Technically, it was short by about 3 hours.
ItWasStolen Oct 15 2018 @ 09:02
Yay!! I brought it back to lifeee!
LordVacuity Oct 15 2018 @ 13:39
Yeah, you did.
neoremitsper Nov 04 2018 @ 01:02
I am reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMkQ3BkGwo And yes, I know I'm weird.