When the big studios had successfully rebooted

When the big studios had successfully rebooted every franchise they could, there was no option left but to mash up successful films, their first endeavor being a mash of "Planet

of the Apes" and "M*A*S*H". Some baboon at the Studio Conglomerate got a kick out of iincluding mash in the title. "Planet of the Mashups" starred Sempung the Orangutan as Hawkeye

prepared for retirement. A spinoff of MASH was inevitable, and who better than Sempung to take his place. He wondered if Hot Lips would like the Orangutan, but only for a moment as

it became abundantly clear that Hot Lips was ill-suited to orangutan care. No, there was only 1 man who was hairy enough & strange enough to harbor the orangutan: Maxwell Klinger.

Having learned how to tend to orangutans in his hometown of Toledo (after finally getting his Section 8 psychiatric discharge during Nam),Maxwell Klinger knew that the hairy beasts

would be benefit from being returned to the wild. Mr Klinger booked a flight to Malaysia and would spend 8 weeks trekking through the jungles of Borneo. The majestic beauty of the

flight to Borneo was that there was a very special stewardess on that flight. The stewardess was Janine Garafalo. Mr. Klinger would never reach Borneo because

directed Klinger to the door of the plane. "Have a goof flight Sir." Janine said and pushed Klinger out into the tropical storm. The crowd applauded silently, as Janine looked hard

At the audience, who was too worried about Klinger getting caught in the cyclone, without a shelter. Janine sat down at the table and wrote her memoirs, at least the first volume.