Near the ancient stone stairs, one of my

Near the ancient stone stairs, one of my ancestors had engraved "L15 - A.S." I proceeded with my waning torch. We startled each other, the Eye of Elemental Evil and I. It looked

at me with a glare of hatred, the veins of its eye flaring like sinews. "Who dares come hither?" it said, though considering it was a disembodied eye I wondered where the sound

came from. "It's me again," I replied. "This time, I WILL stare you down and enter the chamber!" The eye laughed (if you can imagine that) & it's pupil dilated in anticipation.

I felt drawn to its infinite blackness. The iris was bewitching me with its intricate designs. I spied a world of colorful depths. Too late I saw the eye's true intention

I wanted the phone numbers of my last four boyfriends. sure I had had several flings over the summer. It didn't mean I was a slut. But the abyss called me to face the

truth. I may not be a slut but I am a whore. A youtube whore, I need them subscribers. I need those numbers because those boys haven't subscribed yet. They will pay. They will all

pay dearly when they catch wind of my youtube video of a cat dancing the hootchy-cootchy wearing nothing but a tasseled bra with multiple cups for to cover all it's kitty nipples.

But I refuse to hide who I am anymore just be accepted. I like CATS! Just because I was born canine

From the Pepsi can next to me a genie flew out. "Master your wish shall be granted." ZAP. I am a pussy cat. I ran about for days chasing things, until I got run over by a car.