Bianca cracked quail eggs then mixed in ox

Bianca cracked quail eggs then mixed in ox foot broth & cachaça. Before the omelete set she added an oyster & bull testicle for good measure. If this didn't unfurl Juan's mastro

, she'd add some raw escargot and mussels along with the other less-than-savory ingredients. She peered down at her creation and then rang the dinner-bell for Juan. At first bite,

it was love. Juan slowly masticated her creation and looked into her soul. As his jaw worked it, she felt her spin shiver from his gaze-lust. But when he tried to swallow that big

battered oyster it lodged in his lung & over the years formed a colony. Juan would cough up oysters in the throes of passion & was contracted to Tubbies Seafood Shack which collect

That was, until one day. The day of the food poisoning, to be exact. 'Juan's Special Oyster Bites' would be no more. Tubbies witnessed it first hand. A grand man by the name of

Winston Montgomery Fulton took a large basin for himself as well as a large bottle of Cianti to wash it all down and gratified himself by

Watching sinkholes form from the general plasticity of culture. His buddies were clothed with daggers, chanting synonyms for trance dummies. Halsey sang "New Americana" as they

implicated Bush 1 as being the shooter on the grassy knoll. Libra they called him and as a reward he got a dynasty. By the time the twins finished their presidencies there were

no voters left alive to continue the elections, so the twins elected themselves monarchs and ruled no-one until they both died of starvation, thank heavens.