Despair. For some, it is an inescapable reality;

Despair. For some, it is an inescapable reality; despite their best efforts, an intractable sense of doom pervades. This, I realized, was my lot, when I recognized that the avatars

were totally hot was when I first entered the torrid two-dimensional world of Hentai. This is how I met Yoshi the Pervert.

and took me away from this madness to the Quiet Zone in Berlin. Thoughts of massive boobs faded as soothing hands massaged my fevered brow. But at night I dreamt of the terrible

twins snuffling about like truffle hogs, tracking me with sensitive nipple noses! I could get no sleep. Doctors said if my entire brain wasn't removed, my big boob obsession would

spread to the rest of the city. He told me I had 24 hours to cure myself, and even he knew of no antidote. BBO originated the invention of the wheel. Scholars thought it died out,

but boy were they wrong. I walked right up to the receptionist at BBO CO and she threw a wheel of cheese at me. I wonder if it's because she knew of my ailment. So I went to the

vending machine around the back of BBO Co for some crackers but the machine was out of order. I couldn't eat my cheese without crackers, it wouldn't be right. I started to panic

So I did the only thing I could. I found a nice heavy brick and launched it at the machine with all my might.

Calling on my stunts and fate points and stacking my free invocations, I did twelve shifts of damage to the vile vending machine, obliterating it outright. Brick wins again! BRICK.