Mia wrote out daily schedules solely for

Mia wrote out daily schedules solely for the thrill of scribbling over them. As an agent of minor chaos, such was her way of life. Unfolding a sock could start a chain reaction of

s on his head, kind of like Sailor Moon or was it Pikachu? My god, what's wrong with my son? I decided to do the right thing and have a stash of non cartoon porn in the basement,

but then I debated whether Furry porn is considered cartoon porn. If my son is into Furries, that's fine with me. But I don't want him getting off to cartoon porn because that is

disgusting and illegal in at least three chat rooms that I know about. But talking to my son isn't easy. He's violent and strong. His mother was a "Big Foot" or Sasquatch (PC)

I took our son back to his mother's. She was wearing her gorilla suit as usual - she just does it to drive me crazy. "We've got to talk about Little Foot. He's got to lay off banan

a daquiris - his teachers all think he's turning into a lush!" She hiccuped and said, "Lush? HA there's nothing wrong with our son, you babbling baboon!" Then she belched loudly.

..& leaned forward to pick a bug out of my furry head. We were both babbling baboons & our social grooming habits were a means of conflict resolution."Your son is trouble, lady," I

whispered, plucking the wild hairs from around her areolas. "Your son spends every minute of every day watching chimpanzees eating their own feces;that isn't a healthy thing for

a young child," said his history teacher, who I noticed had the worst breath ever. "Yet he seems to enjoy his schoolwork. Maybe you could encourage him to focus on that?"