I'm hardcore. Ruthless. Like an industrial

I'm hardcore. Ruthless. Like an industrial sized shipping container filled with horseshit contaminated by mad cow disease, boy, I ain't nothin to play with.

Yeah, you won't be able to get that image out of your mind with a brillo pad. You lookin' at me? You think I'm some sort of clown? Well, okay, you do that, I'll just sit over here.

And Sarah Palin sat down in a classically haughty "huff." The reporter

asked her another question, but she was distracted by a hallucination of Russia. So she went on the attack, accusing the reporter of hating her retarded baby and then she said fox

news was just another excuse for right wing sympathists to rant about Russian transgenders. The reporter backed off, but she came after him, her nails and pumps ready to strike.

Luckily, this was Texas, so they disarmed her of anything dangerous - like tampons. Still, ready to strike, the Fox News "anchor" bared her

bosoms & hissed. They weren't much to look at. Fox News just doesn't get it. It's like when white trash and fundie Conservatism collides. Still, in Texas, the "anchor's" hostility

The anchor stopped suddenly, shocked at what was transpiring on the air for all the world to see. "Oh my God. Is that Barbara Bush...topless?" The camera zoomed in.

In fact, it wasn't Barbara Bush at all. It was a walrus, dancing the dance of the Universe. Easily mistaken for a topless First Lady, but everyone makes mistakes.