Crime rates, global population, skin cancer,

Crime rates, global population, skin cancer, and gas prices are down. Why? Is it the increase in a police state? No. Alien Invasion? No. The Internet? Yes.

The power of information escalates in direct proportion to the speed and range of the distribution network. Thus the internet changed the game. But at what cost? Data-free opinions

are opinions none the less. The information superhighway connects those opinions into a so-called web. How amazed the Ancient Greeks would be to see a modem! The Internet is connec

ted to a waxy string punched through a can inside that giant tree. That giant tree is the Tree of Life. So now you know the truth about the internet. Tell me please, what will you

do with this information?" "Sorry, that's classified." The men in black escorted the arborist out of the room. Agent L shut off the projector. The Tree of Life was there all along

, minus one apple. Agent L sighed in frustration. Who took the apple from the Tree of Life? All hell was breaking loose! "Send Adam in NOW!" Agent L screamed. Moments later, Adam

As it showered green leaves on them both. Agent K was coming but was stuck on the Atomic Expressway. Exit 51 was blocked. His radio didn't work. So he stewed in his juices.

Agent K gave up on driving to the ball and copped a ride with a passing hovercraft. He arrived fashionably late wearing nothing but a white rose and silk boxers. The heavy radiatio

-n had mutated him in a good way, and before the night was over he had been crowned the King of the Ball and had had seven proposals of marriage. Agent K retired, a wealthy man.