When Joe finally got his Hibachi-Trantor

When Joe finally got his Hibachi-Trantor deck back online, his brother Mark kicked him in the chimichangas. Mark was tired of Joe getting all the storylines. He took the deck and

shuffled it real fancy the way the video had taught him. Mark was going to shine despite the heavy shadow of his brother Joe. Joe was upset that his Mexican lunch had been damaged.

He stared at his broken guacamole and the rage rose and poured out all over the dinner table and there was Joe and Mark stood up and the table crashed and broken guacamole went all

over the place as Joe tried to punch Mark but slipped on the guacamole and broke his nose and Mark who was on a diet but still quite hefty fainted seeing the blood and fell on Joe

. Suddenly the floor became a conveyor belt and both Mark and Joe, groaning, moved across the floor & were dumped into a big hole behind a palm tree while the Mariachi band played

Feliz Cumpleaños a Ti. Horns were blown and strings were strummed, as Mark & Joe scrabbled up out of the giant pit. The Mariachi players encouraged them by yelling 'Andele!'

before the expanding pit swallowed the band, their trumpeting never ceasing as they plummeted towards oblivion. Mark & Joe sprinted from the hole, it's implacable lip advancing

But eventually swallowing them all. Deep in the bowels of hell the devil welcomed the. "People in bands belong here as you are mostly lefty douche types". The band started

playing ABBA covers. The Devil lost his mind as "I wonder" started up with more cheesy enthusiasm than you could shake a stick at. Hell started to cool down considerably.