The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater

The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater beer and smiled, "Life is a flat circle."

So I took out my circular saw and let the hippie hick have it.

The hippie hick said, "Thanks I need one of these!" Just kidding. He screamed & blood sprayed everywhere as I hacked him to bits. I put away my circular saw & straightened my tie.

me. You don't expect to find a UFO in a hippy's beard but there you go. Tiny ET's in a space ship that had been reduced in size. Any earth invasion would be hard to detect..

And this is why I can't trust hippies, especially hippies with beards. They might be hiding a UFO in there, and then that would be the end of us all.

Imagine: a faint buzzing, coming from the greasy, marijuana-scented facial hair. Next, a flashing green light. The beard hair parts and the UFO whizzes out, firing lazers at you.

It fired upon its previous house, this Ship attacked with all of its lazers! It was on a mission to end the world, but it was tiny, oh so very tiny.

The laser savagely vaporised a pea-sized portion of one of the house's bricks, creating a tiny plume of smoke. Satisfied with its prowess, the ship moved in for the kill.

Unfortunately, it miscalculated its size and speed and crashed into the house, killing everyone aboard. The family dog was overjoyed to see it there on the lawn, and swallowed it.