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The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater

  • The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater beer and smiled, "Life is a flat circle."

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  • So I took out my circular saw and let the hippie hick have it.

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  • The hippie hick said, "Thanks I need one of these!" Just kidding. He screamed & blood sprayed everywhere as I hacked him to bits. I put away my circular saw & straightened my tie.

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  • That's when I saw a glinting object buried in the ex-hippy's beard. I extricated it & held it in the palm of my hand. After several beeps it levitated, hovered and moved towards

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  • me. You don't expect to find a UFO in a hippy's beard but there you go. Tiny ET's in a space ship that had been reduced in size. Any earth invasion would be hard to detect..

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  • And this is why I can't trust hippies, especially hippies with beards. They might be hiding a UFO in there, and then that would be the end of us all.

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  • Imagine: a faint buzzing, coming from the greasy, marijuana-scented facial hair. Next, a flashing green light. The beard hair parts and the UFO whizzes out, firing lazers at you.

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  • It fired upon its previous house, this Ship attacked with all of its lazers! It was on a mission to end the world, but it was tiny, oh so very tiny.

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  • The laser savagely vaporised a pea-sized portion of one of the house's bricks, creating a tiny plume of smoke. Satisfied with its prowess, the ship moved in for the kill.

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  • Unfortunately, it miscalculated its size and speed and crashed into the house, killing everyone aboard. The family dog was overjoyed to see it there on the lawn, and swallowed it.

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1 Comments

  1. Woab Apr 23 2018 @ 17:17

    Ooh, I love the idea of UFOs in hippie beards. Shall we expound?

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