On the Importance of Commas in the English

On the Importance of Commas in the English Language: Man bacon is so good. I need to eat poop and shower before work. But this toilet's only for elderly disabled pregnant children.

A woman without her man is nothing. I remembered to say "no" to drugs from the Polish police officers. You can kiss my wife but only I get to take her to bed and make her laugh.

If you don't stop that, you'll go blind. Many hands make light work. Jack Sprat could eat no fat. Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma chameleon. I've got bats in my belfy.

Then he bowed, you know, in that way where you realized he's drunk. That is, by slamming headfirst into the tuba in the orchestra. That was the grande finale of the greatest

performance of Mahler's 5th backwards there's ever been. As the famous quote goes, they were "playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order" and couldn't see

the dyslexic printer had made a mirror image copy of the sheet music.There was an avant guard performance piece on the program so everyone played along. But Mahler's 5th backwards

The costumes were green tutus, and Tiny Tim sang "Tiptoe Through The Tulips". The audience was shooting paper airplanes at Tiny Tim, who was flustered and threw them back.

But one little paper airplane landed in Tiny Tim's ukulele. He found it there later, and unfolded it. "I want to open a winery with you," it read, "sincerely, Colonel Rumpcheeks."

A tear fell down good TIm's cheek, note clutched crumpled in hand, ukelele drawn with the strength of only to a Tin Pan Alley Warrior. "So we shall," he crooned eerily. "Colonel."