Brian enjoyed pins and needles as much as

Brian enjoyed pins and needles as much as the next man - but he didn't want them for breakfast EVERY day!

He asked his sister-in-law for some dietary advice. "What should a guy like me eat in order to capture the spirit of pins and needles, but with the variety every metrosexual should

strive for." "You should eat watery dhal and lumpy custard and jelly with bits in it to capture the essence of pins & needles!" He kissed his sister-in-law but not in that way & we

wondered if he'd fallen off the wagon again. He hadn't actually. He was speaking in code, unbeknownst to us, & his sister-in-law was a Russian spy. "Watery dhal" was code for

what is a "0" on the Bristol Stool chart. He gave his Russian spy sister-in-law a quick 2 wipe motion to underscore the seriousness of the "black" situation.

Could you use it in a sentence please?

"No, I choose not to use it in a sentence." I stated. The rest of the Spelling Bee judges turned their heads. The 11 year-old gave me a sly smile. He had met his match. "Fine,

Well, that's not important. The important point was that he had gotten there all on his own, and nobody was going to stop him! It was now or never! Would he spell his way to

The now empty room at home where his brother, killed at Ypres, lived. It was like a museum, well preserved by the family. The memorabilia actually helped him in spellng contests.