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once opon a time i so did not wanted to do

  • once opon a time i so did not wanted to do this but

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  • he said just think of it like a walnut shell with skin on it so I

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  • did. It didn't help. Walnut shells don't have skin, and I didn't have a clue. That's when I realized exactly what he was trying to say.

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  • Since walnuts are actually a “seed”, skin is “epidermis,” and put together their anagram is “Impede Ed’s rise”, I was supposed find a way to stop Ed Stuvik before he

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  • rose his bread with the wrong sort of yeast. I looked up Ed Stuvik on Google to discover his address, then grabbed my spy gear and rushed

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  • to judgment. Bam. Headline knowledge. Just said, "Boom, he's a Bread Idiot!" I didn't bother trying to know anything about Ed, just started attacking his Bakery Acumen. I'm The Bre

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  • -adwinningest bread critic of the Sliced Era. I was never afraid to go against the grain. "This Smuckers Uncrustable is far superior to your loaf," I told him snootily. His fist

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  • slammed ferociously onto a loaf of rye bread. He glared at me. "Lies!" I told him that it was true, then he screamed, "No bread is greater than mine! I am the last of the

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  • Yeastonites, and my legacy will last forever!" He raised the large breadstick shinning with olive oil above him and then brought it down onto my crippled body. It hurt so good.

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  • My body collapsed under the stiff weight of oily bread. I wanted to feel again. Feel anything. Now my body is infected by the Yeastonites. They will feel for me. Yes. No. Yes.

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1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Aug 11 2012 @ 03:00

    I was envisioning Yeastonites as a sort of bread nanite.

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