1,2,3,pin,5,6,7,pin,9,10,11,pin,13,14,15,pin,17,

1,2,3,pin,5,6,7,pin,9,10,11,pin,13,14,15,pin,17,

and then...AND THEN...THEEEEEEEEn...12,11, 10, 9...cushion. Red gets four points. Asian sectarians lose by a landslide. ChinaEU declared war on the Olymdictators

After 7 months of no peace of mind to be found in New Yorkk City, I heard murmurs in the attic about a small piece of peace of mind rumored to have been lost in Central Parkk. I co

uld stand living in the city. However, Long Island was nicer. So, I packed my things and moved away from the East side because I had finally had too much pie.

Now I needed Long Island Iced Tea, and lots of it. "Keep 'em coming," I said to the bartender as they wheeled my near-comatose ass out of the Kresskey's Bar and into the ambulance.

A Layman would’ve tossed in the towel, checked into Betty Ford wearing a dental-floss-bikini, and spent a week under the bed playing tiddlywinks with Madonna. But I kept drinking.

I kept drinking and stroking my cock. Now I was picturing Betty Ford in a bikini, but quickly my thoughts changed to BETTY WHITE. OOOh that old woman in a bikini really did it to

I kept drinking and stroking my cock. Now I was picturing Betty Ford in a bikini, but quickly my thoughts changed to BETTY WHITE. OOOh that old woman in a bikini really did it to

me. I stroked faster. Suddenly I thought: BETTY RUBBLE! I glanced down. My cock, still hard, had morphed into a cartoon dick. That did it. I had a cartoon orgasm. Yabba Dabba Goo!