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I was in my room, thinking that if the world

  • I was in my room, thinking that if the world im in is just a dream. I recently watched inception and thought that if i try to kill myself i could wake up but knew that this would b

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  • e totally pointless because I would wake up as myself. Crap. Loserville strikes again. Nothing works for me. I asked this girl out for a date and she turned out to be my sister.

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  • That would have been a fun kind of anecdote, maybe even Oprah worthy, but I didn't find out she was my sister until the eighth month of our torrid, magical, utterly unforgivable

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  • tour of Canada. Of all the places to go back-packing, what were we thinking? But something about her had looked strangely familiar, it could have been the shape of her

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  • head. Sort of a horse-face but with chipmunk cheeks and beady little eyes. Very unique indeed and very attractive. If not for my girlfriend at my side, I probably

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  • would have bought her a drink. Luckily, my girlfriend beat me to the punch. I think it was her Mr. Ed mouth that really turned on my girlfriend. Before we even left the bar they

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  • were trying to claw at each other. "Woo! Catfight!" said some yob sitting at the bar. I gave a hard stare. I pushed my glasses back up the ridge of my nose, trying to look macho

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  • and really tough although I wasn't actually sure of my gender since I had gone through more than three consecutive sex-change operations. Plus, the glasses didn't help. In fact ,

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  • when people asked my sex, I had a Pat answer. My first name, Leslie, didn't make it any clearer either. Even my passions - for pregnant pauses and cock ups - made things confusing

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  • for any creature crawling online. In my philosophy, the internet was my playground, my sandbox, my castle in the sky. My identity is fluid and my character's actions are

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2 Comments

  1. Amica Jan 30 2011 @ 12:02

    Hm, sorry, I misinterpreted the "this is the last line" warning. Now the story is left unfinished! Who will think of a suitable end in the comments section?

  2. lostpoet Jan 31 2011 @ 10:32

    Carrying on the story: neutral, so who can tell? I checked my underwear - descision made.

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