OK folks, thanks for being here! We recognize

OK folks, thanks for being here! We recognize you have choices when you fold & appreciate your business. First off, please direct your attention to the 'like' button to your right.

Now, it's important to know that you don't have to "like" each fold, but if you smiled even just a little, it'd be nice if you would. Folks, here's the amazing thing about FoldingS

tory, in my part of the world nobody says "folks" but FoldingStory is flexible to all cultures. I have no idea where these joint ideas come from. I suspect space monkeys.

SpaceMonkeys are the best, their little suits are so bright and silver and shiny. I'm not really sure how they can build rocket ships that little, but I'm sure the galaxy is better

at being able to produce awesome banana split sundaes. I mean who better than a bunch of alien monkeys could finally perfect banana-based desserts?!

The only other thought would be north pole monkeys b/c they would be good at making cold things like ice cream. Wait do they have monkeys at the North Pole...hmmm,

I say. "Anyone heard of monkeys up at the North Pole?" The Polar Bear asked. He had ironic facial hair and was drinking a Pabst Blue ribbon.

I had not, but the Pabst Blue Ribbon tellie commercials were living proof of how life imitates art. The polar bear, George, passed me a beer and I took it, being thirsty. "Cheers!"

"Indeed",George said,as the theme of the popular sitcom was beginning to play."I love that show",I said.George got angry at that.His big polar bear paws struck the beer out of my h