She took a snapshot of her privates and sent
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She took a snapshot of her privates and sent it to Rick Warren in Uganda. However Rick left his cellphone with
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Charlie Sheen before he left . Charlie downloaded the pic and knew intstantly he had to have the splayed woman shown. The Shotz brewery tattoo on her left breast revealed Laverne's
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quality control mark, so sheen knew the girl just like the beer was rejected. Laverne never did get it right. Any thing with her QC mark "L" on it was sure to be
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counterfeit dog-tracking merchandise, founded in the Newfoundlands and shipped via Hong Kong pirate vessels. Laverne felt all bloated inside so she didn't ride the ships herself,
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but the cardboard cutout of herself crumbled in the sea mist before they even left port. "Hmm...something is not quite right here", said Lt. Digger Dixon, "Laverne looks especially
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flat & corrugated this evening. Laverne,why don't you come down to my cabin this evening & keep me warm". He grasped her by the arm & went to stoke the boiler with her. First mate
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& then checkmate, he thought to himself. You old dog you, she doesn't stand a chance. Laverne was in for a treat. "Stoking the boiler" never failed to produce a raucous evening of
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kiss chasey. Laverne looked didn't stand a chance of escaping his clutches. He put on his running shoes and started to stretch his legs
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. As he bent to the floor, he smiled, knowing at last that Laverne would be his...and they would get married...and have 8 children...and live happily ever...in a WHAAACK! THUUMP!
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A dusty wooden box suddenly fell from above. Startled, they forced it open. Choking on the dust, they peeked inside, revealing an old book of wedding vowels. This would be theirs.
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PurpleProf Jan 13 2013 @ 09:07
Wedding vowels? Undoubtedly "I" "O" and "U".
inatick Jan 13 2013 @ 09:10
this isn't the first time I've seen the wedding vowels being used in a folding game. Is it an auto-correct error or do people say their wedding vowels in some countries?
PurpleProf Jan 13 2013 @ 09:17
:) Indeed we do! Most people in the U.S. make wedding VOWS to each other. Unfortunately, they also break those vows, end up in divorce court, and fighting for financial settlements, etc. Hence, if vows were vowels, I O and U would be appropriate.
Lithium Jan 13 2013 @ 09:19
It was the spelling checker thing that put "vowels"
inatick Jan 13 2013 @ 09:21
It's true you get less time for murder than marriage.
inatick Jan 13 2013 @ 09:26
Good old auto-correct... I look forward to seeing wedding vowels make another appearance in folding stories. We should have a list of funny terms made by auto-correct
PurpleProf Jan 13 2013 @ 09:54
I like how it turned out. Wouldn't change a thing. That's the magic of FoldingStory.