It's so great to see all you new people joining

It's so great to see all you new people joining FoldingStory! What took you so long to find us? Now that you have, here are the "top tips" for ensuring a successful FS career! 1)

Cleanse, tone & moisturise - I can't stress this enough. 2) Always end your sentence with a full stop. That way, people will know that it's over. 3) Give PurpleProf max pts availa

ble to GreenBanana. 4) Never forget to curse AFTER you hit "Fold & Pass" and then notice the typo.

5) Please refrain from excessive puns. 6) If 12 minutes have elapsed and you STILL haven't completed the fold, it is time to find another hobby. 7) If you start another list, Kali

will kick you. 8) Use proper grammar 9)... I stopped reading. Who knew there were so many rules to FS? I'm just going to start my fold with: Mary sat with car under sun yellow no

meat on her hand burger but the puppies running around her helped with the dissapointment. But seriously, if you order a Quarter Pounder at Mcdonalds you expect meat but noo, they

dug her cherry red painted fingernails into the woman's face. "Listen here, you. I refuse to take snacking advice from a tiny, red CGI cow any longer, no matter how good the cheese

you hawk is. The unwashed masses shall hear about this." The Babybel Cow screeched in tongues known neither to man nor ape and lunged, its digitally-rendered jaws gnashing and

weeping dangly strands of spittle that, if one looked microscopically, teemed with a brutal Darwinian landscape of complex beings living, breeding, bleeding, laughing, dying.