Carles: Ten years ago a woman was murdered

Carles: Ten years ago a woman was murdered by a russian drag queen called Katya. Yesterday Katya was visited by the son of the murdered woman, his name was Paul.

Katya was a scorpio, so you know what that means. He watched her drink the tea. Nothing happened. He looked at his cup, it was empty. Wait, which one had the arsenic?

He suddenly felt faint. His heart was palpitating & his thro-ooat! Cu-closing! "I drank the poisoned tea by accident!" He realized, right before he died. Moments later, Satan stood

up, made a toast to the dead man."Take him away,"Satan told his little yellow Minions with a flick of his fingers.Bob,Kevin&Stuart dragged the body away as Satan ate his deviledegg

with sulfur dust.He enjoyed eating,although he didn't have to eat to survive.It was just the kind of debauchery you'd expect from Satan.His friends were worried."Satan",they'd say,

"You're getting a spare tire & outgrowing all your briefs. A tiny climb from the seventh circle to the sixth wears you out. Dude, check out infomercials on slimming." Satan agreed.

At first Satan tried to do it on his own. He only ate skinny souls but after the 3rd day he found a demon on HIS shoulder telling him to take a break and rest for an aeon or two.

Satan looked at his other shoulder, hoping to find an angel, but she had fallen off. The devil on Satan's shoulder sneered "How about a nice nap, old man?" Satan imagined his bed,

Just he was tempted by the offer, the fallen angel took a bite out of his ankle. "Do it and you will sleep forever. It's a trap." He chose the sleepless yet higher path. Zzzz