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Carles: Ten years ago a woman was murdered

  • Carles: Ten years ago a woman was murdered by a russian drag queen called Katya. Yesterday Katya was visited by the son of the murdered woman, his name was Paul.

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  • He was dressed in blue jeans and red T shirt with the following words on it: ™I Fold Stories And One Line Is About You!" Then he had tea with her, putting arsenic in Katya's.

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  • Katya was a scorpio, so you know what that means. He watched her drink the tea. Nothing happened. He looked at his cup, it was empty. Wait, which one had the arsenic?

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  • He suddenly felt faint. His heart was palpitating & his thro-ooat! Cu-closing! "I drank the poisoned tea by accident!" He realized, right before he died. Moments later, Satan stood

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  • up, made a toast to the dead man."Take him away,"Satan told his little yellow Minions with a flick of his fingers.Bob,Kevin&Stuart dragged the body away as Satan ate his deviledegg

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  • with sulfur dust.He enjoyed eating,although he didn't have to eat to survive.It was just the kind of debauchery you'd expect from Satan.His friends were worried."Satan",they'd say,

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  • "You're getting a spare tire & outgrowing all your briefs. A tiny climb from the seventh circle to the sixth wears you out. Dude, check out infomercials on slimming." Satan agreed.

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  • At first Satan tried to do it on his own. He only ate skinny souls but after the 3rd day he found a demon on HIS shoulder telling him to take a break and rest for an aeon or two.

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  • Satan looked at his other shoulder, hoping to find an angel, but she had fallen off. The devil on Satan's shoulder sneered "How about a nice nap, old man?" Satan imagined his bed,

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  • Just he was tempted by the offer, the fallen angel took a bite out of his ankle. "Do it and you will sleep forever. It's a trap." He chose the sleepless yet higher path. Zzzz

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