Spock looked down on the human race and said,

Spock looked down on the human race and said, "They are highly illogical."

someone tried to put Squawkers in a sandwich, &then that crazy bird came back as a phoenix?! That's awesome writing, giggled Cap'n Kirk. Spock, come see this, they put Squawkers in

the replicator. Now everything tastes like turkey! He slapped Spock on the back dislodging a Squawkers from his esophagus. "Thank you Captain. I believe it is the Klingons revenge

you get when you eat Hasperat." Spock should have smiled but he was doing his Vulcan thing. Kirk hated that. But, he did feel the bubbles in his stomach. Was his bathroom fixed?

The bridge door wouldn't open. Kirk's abdomen began rumbling. He pressed the intercom: "Scotty...I...MUST..getoffthebridge...NOW!" "Captain all th' doors'r stuck an' I dunno why."

Captain, an enemy is after me and I need a place to hide. Can you guide me where should I head to? It would be very grateful of you if you can help me out.

". The captain replied: "Somewhere to hide? Aye matey! I'll stow ye away in the hold of me ship for a month. Down there with the pigs and whatnot. Sure we can find you some

moldy potatoes for yease to peel to keep yur place in the bilge." I thanked the captain politely and stowed away, This Caribbean cruise was going to be the best!

Far better than the last one I took to Antarctica. It required the peeling of mushy bananas. Happily I took out my kitchen tools and prepared to see what the Caribbean had to offer