Immunity in those days was just a vague idea.

Immunity in those days was just a vague idea. No one was sure what it meant exactly. Would it make you immortal? Could everyone attain Immunity? Sally pondered over this as she st

ank up the room. Really, Sally should clean herself more regularly. She stinks so much the watervfalls around her in the shower. She smells so bad,

"Oh my, you have a rather scatological imagination, don't you, my dear Jimmy? I think it is best for you to spend some more time with your tutor" "I don't need no shrink! He smells

like poopstanky." When the shrink arrived Jimmy was wearing a clothespin on his nose & greeted her with "hoopsteenky".Miss Evans said,"It's okay Jimmy,I disinfected before I came."

But Jimmy had special vision. He had the "gift." It was a sixth sense. He could see fecal matter anywhere. He freaked out at a smorgasbord once when he'd looked at the

fruit salad and began to throw up all over his tuxedo. His beautiful bride tried to comfort him but his wedding day was purely ruined by fecal matter. His poop detecting power was

excruciatingly accurate. His face screwed with disgust as he detected poop smeared across the buttocks of his beautiful bride. The poo approached him from

from all sides, covering him in a horrible mess. He vomitted, puke spraying all over the shit, and that's when things got really crazy.

Shit was everywhere. Above, below, around beneath. Everywhere imaginable the crap would splat. Brown chunky dookie mixed with bile and God only know's what. Shit was everywhere and