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"FIRE!"I SHOUTED.HEARING THAT, MY NEIGHBOURS

  • "FIRE!"I SHOUTED.HEARING THAT, MY NEIGHBOURS CAME TOWARDS MY HOUSE.BUT THERE WAS NO FIRE.HA HA HA I LAUGHED AT THEM. SEEING THAT, THEY STARTED SCOLDING ME IN BAD WORDS.I DONT CARE

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  • STUPID PEOPLE, THEY RUN TO MY HOUSE BUT NO FIRE! FOOL THEM! THEY GO HOME. HUM. HUH. UH. WHAT SMELL? BURNING? ME? FIRE? FIRE!

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  • My house wasn't on fire I was. I ran in circles. Then I remembered to stop drop and what was that last part. I tried crawl, squirm and cry like a baby. Luckily the neighbor saw me

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  • and yelled "Roll!" I rolled toward her, smothering my flames, before I noticed the platter of fresh rolls in her hands. "You saved my life, Mrs. McGurk," I said, taking a roll.

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  • Mrs. McGurk smiled and winked at him. "Would you like to taste my rolls?" asked Mrs. McGurk. Burned across 90% of his body, he reached up and grabbed one of her rolls.

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  • Instantly he was cured, his skinny body encaed in silky pink flesh, and Mrs. McGurk was just a little bit thinner. The unfortunate accident with the bunson burner & the rumcake was

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  • just the beginning. "Just wait til you see what we have planned for the second course." Mrs. McGurk averted her eyes as the waiters carried out a huge silver platter.

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  • The waiters placed the huge silver platter directly in front of Mrs. McGurk,...slowly...enticingly...they removed the cover and revealed course two: Siamese cat lightly breaded and

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  • drizzled with brandy. "Pusse Flambe!" The waiter whipped out a lighter. "WAIT!" Mrs. McGurk shouted, blocking his hand. "Cats have 9 lives, remember?" Slowly, the Siamese cat

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  • grabbed the waiter by the hand and despite the waiter's resistance, pulled the lighter's flame toward its papiroci.

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3 Comments

  1. Rebbie Jan 30 2017 @ 13:16

    Strangely consistent theme. *Sniff sniff* What is that smell? Oh Crap, FIRE!

  2. Woab Jan 30 2017 @ 15:16

    I thought it was getting mighty hot in here.

  3. Flopp Feb 09 2017 @ 15:47

    Siamese bad-ass

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