Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like

Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like show tunes but they do the "gambler" to "some enchanted evening" really out there.

nipples except for their bumpy areolae and the fact they had hair growing out of them in massive clumps. Still, outdated country rock singers aside, the beard-loving trainspotter

beamed aboard the Enterprise and took his place at the helm. "Set a course for the Neutral Zone, mark two point eight five three. Warp seven. Engage."

A ref blew his whistle and swooped in. "Neutral Zone infraction, on the Enterprise. 5-yard penalty. Replay warp seven." This Homecoming game was getting testy. Starships vs. Aliens

with winners to play the Cowboys. The two sides separated and recharged their phaser banks. When the subspace horn appeared, the Enterprise surged forward.

In the middle of play a "streaker" drifted out into the middle of the match in a see-through space suit. The crowds erupted in laughter as the space police tried to catch

the heavenly body by its ghostly tail, but it slingshot past the suns gravity well parading its naked nucleus before a string of inner planets. A particularly prudish watery planet

and its residents collectively gasped as the heavenly body flew past. "Look at that! A naked nucleus! Cover the children's eyes!" they cried, while unable to look away at the

subatomic particles shamelessly bonding. No amount of talk of strong forces and gluons could dissuade the rabid crowd from rampaging off looking to lynch an atom or two for Jesus.