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Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like

  • Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like show tunes but they do the "gambler" to "some enchanted evening" really out there.

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  • What a crescendo. "on a train bound for no-where, met up with a gam-bler!!!!" ok, it sucks. But i love men with beards. Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein had sexy

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  • nipples except for their bumpy areolae and the fact they had hair growing out of them in massive clumps. Still, outdated country rock singers aside, the beard-loving trainspotter

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  • beamed aboard the Enterprise and took his place at the helm. "Set a course for the Neutral Zone, mark two point eight five three. Warp seven. Engage."

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  • A ref blew his whistle and swooped in. "Neutral Zone infraction, on the Enterprise. 5-yard penalty. Replay warp seven." This Homecoming game was getting testy. Starships vs. Aliens

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  • with winners to play the Cowboys. The two sides separated and recharged their phaser banks. When the subspace horn appeared, the Enterprise surged forward.

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  • In the middle of play a "streaker" drifted out into the middle of the match in a see-through space suit. The crowds erupted in laughter as the space police tried to catch

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  • the heavenly body by its ghostly tail, but it slingshot past the suns gravity well parading its naked nucleus before a string of inner planets. A particularly prudish watery planet

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  • and its residents collectively gasped as the heavenly body flew past. "Look at that! A naked nucleus! Cover the children's eyes!" they cried, while unable to look away at the

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  • subatomic particles shamelessly bonding. No amount of talk of strong forces and gluons could dissuade the rabid crowd from rampaging off looking to lynch an atom or two for Jesus.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Feb 05 2013 @ 17:02

    Fundamentalist Particles are virtually always breaking their own laws.

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