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Stacy and Joe decided to have their honeymoon

  • Stacy and Joe decided to have their honeymoon in a McDonald's Play Place. The narrow crawl tunnels were romantic. The catering was succulent. But the ball pit was contaminated with

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  • small children to the point where Joe couldn't get any of the special fun time that Stacy had promised him in order to get married. To make matters worse, the McDonald's janitor

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  • was hauled away suddenly by police. Turns out McDonalds doesn't have janitors, but all the employees where to grateful for the help and just let the deluded old man do his thing.

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  • He was released by police. Little did they know he was a serial janitor impersonator. He had cleaned toilets in the Pentagon, the White House, the Vatican, and Disneyland.

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  • He'd seen Buckingham palace's stalls. He'd mounted urinal cakes as trophies. But this time was different. The Serial Janitor Impersonator met a Serial Vending Machine Restocker

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  • which was a cushy job overpricing juice drinks & slimy snacks. So the Serial Janitor Impersonators beat up the Serial Vending Machine Restockers to much rejoicing for peanut butter

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  • cups. These shenanigans occurred regularly at the Mynt Club on South Beach. Tourists gathered to watch them wrestle. The Restockers usually won b/c the Janitor Impersonators hated

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  • the Chinese junk boats that would frequently sail near the shore. Even the sight of the junks made the Janitor Impersonators enraged. South Beach was busy with

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  • the usual shenanigans. The Janitor Impersonators shook their mops at the encroaching Chinese junks and held their red buckets to shield themselves from the flaming arrows raining

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  • down over them. It was just the 1st salvo in a pyrotechnic assault on the Janitor Impersonators. They painted the skies with incinerated consumer electronics. Year of Toxic Snake.

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12 Comments

  1. lucielucie Feb 24 2013 @ 18:13

    Spooky how I also talked about shenanigans on South Beach. Could I be telepathic?

  2. SlimWhitman Feb 24 2013 @ 18:39

    That is weird, but its also very FoldingStory. We've had a few discussions about it. Here's one. http://foldingstory.com/wb9cr/#2028

  3. PurpleProf Feb 24 2013 @ 21:35

    LucieLucie, it's simply that great minds think alike!

  4. MoralEnd Feb 24 2013 @ 22:29

    And that alike minds think great. AND, they are afraid to tell you this but you are telepathic. Foldingstory is a front operation for an undercover group of telepathic people. You have passed the test congratulations.

  5. inatick Feb 25 2013 @ 00:15

    Who is "they"?

  6. lucielucie Feb 25 2013 @ 01:20

    Thanks for the link and the congratulations on my superhero powers. It's also happened on another story regarding shrimp so my telepathy might only be aquatic-based.

  7. 49erFaithful Feb 25 2013 @ 12:45

    Shenanigans is a fun word. Example 1A) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFZG8KQJni8 Warning, adult language.

  8. 49erFaithful Feb 25 2013 @ 12:51

    Actually I think this version's clean. There's another link that had at least one F-bomb but I guess that was a longer cut of the same scene...

  9. lucielucie Feb 25 2013 @ 15:57

    Inatick - this is just inspired guesswork but 'they' are the elves that run MoralEnd's life - prove me wrong. I like the vid, we're to the only ones having problems with this word.

  10. Chaz Feb 25 2013 @ 22:27

    "A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate o' shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness." - Miller, Repo Man

  11. lucielucie Feb 26 2013 @ 05:56

    So not only will certain words or ideas come back into a story, but there will always be a movie or literature reference to THAT PARTICULAR WORD recurring. Wow

  12. Zetawilk Feb 26 2013 @ 12:16

    @inatick: THAT is a forbidden question.

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