D0nt U H@t3 wh3N ppl Tw@lK l!k3 Th!S haha

D0nt U H@t3 wh3N ppl Tw@lK l!k3 Th!S haha

The alien was from the planet "quart." They communicated in 4's. The alien appeared at a playground, where some girls were playing foursquare. The alien's eyes lit up

Quatro & his buddies Empat, Lau, and Neljä asked "Can", "We", "Play", "Game?". Their habit of taking turns on a sentence disturbed the girls almost as much as their four eyes.

So the girls suggested to four-eyeds Quatro, Empat, Lau & Neljä the game show "Chain Reaction" hosted by that villain from Smallville. They gawked at their symbiotic speech pattern

which was filled with clicks and gurgles. The Quatroempatlaunelja joined their eyes together and psychicly requested to the girls for them to turn the TV on. So they did. Garfi

, Narfi and Barfi with their fused eyes, snuggled up to watch The Biggest Loser together. This angered the Quatroempatlaunelja who was sensitive about his 25 guts. Garfi said

"It's OK. Chubby is sexy. Will you snuggle with me?" as Garfi wiggled between Quatroempatlaudnelja's 13th & 14th guts. Narfi & Barfi cheered into the TV as The Biggest Loser steppe

d on the scale and broke it. he girls watched which joy as the loser yelled "I am who I am, I'm fat and proud" no man can change me!" Then slept till morning.

The moral of the story: know English better than the guy who wrote the above sentence, and you will be fine.