My sandwich was here just a moment ago and

My sandwich was here just a moment ago and now...it's gone. Did you eat it? 'Cause if you did, that's OK. I just want you to tell me the truth. Our relationship is based on honesty

. I stared at her blankly as I stifled a choking swallow and hit my chest a few times. "Umph... Love of my life how could think I (urp) stole your sandwich?" She smiled slyly.

Underneath the table the choking swallow continued to choke, and no amount of my stifling now seemed able to keep it quiet, so I let it go, and, as it fluttered around the room,

it banged the pots and pans. Stevie Wonder cupped his ears, "Holy smokes, is there a rhythm section in here?" I couldn't tell him about the sparrow so I said, "Yes, why Tito Fuente

was laying in my bed." Stevie stared at me in confusion, I offered a little fusion, of alcohol and tea, in which some call a hot tod-dy. He kindly declined, and told me he was

combustible. "Get a little firewater in me and I'm likely detonate." Stevie shrugged. "Sorry." I shrugged. He shrugged again. I skipped the tea and went straight for the liquor.

I poured a shot, shrugged, & spilled some on the floor. Steve frowned, shrugged & shoved me out of the way to clean it up.I shrugged & hit him over the head with the ice cube tray

He fell to the floor; I had knocked him out. That should teach him a lesson. I picked up my glass and filled it with more liquor, this time I didn't spill. I finished my glass..

anything wrong.I could be the evil one and thats why my entire life has been filled with anger and sadness. Either way, It wouldnt matter. In 10 minutes t