A serene fog cuddled Oldblock Manor in the

A serene fog cuddled Oldblock Manor in the heat of a summer's day, cocooning it gently. A large dog lay on the lawn, snoring in harmony with the breeze that was fluttering across

my bare cheeks like butterflies flitting across a meadow.But wait a minute, why had a fog settled on Oldblock Manor in the heat of the day? I sat up & sniffed. Something was wrong.

I was no longer drunk. This had to be remedied. I pulled up my pants and staggered back to Oldblock Manor but was stopped by the butler. He wanted to know what business I had

peeing into the elephant's foot umbrella container. I couldn't believe it - my pants were again round my ankles! There was a curse on Oldblock Manor. An ancient trouser curse. Who

could I get over here? I called my friend Nick who was a party planner and told him to invite all the hot chicks he knew for a trouser party at Oldblock Manor. Trousers required.

elegant and important. Imagine the splendor of a whole room of people wearing nothing but their trousers, occasionally pulled up over their chest for modesty and fashion's sake.

Fashion designer Anna Pavlova worked with Pavlov's Dogs to beta test this new bihumanoid style of dressing for work as a cyborg. Bihumanism was widely adopted by 2154. Dr. Dada was

a recent convert. His wife and badgered him to get involved in their children's moral life. So he and his whole family converted to Bihumanism and are all headed into space as miss

Universe's entourage during her tour of her realm. Miss Universe felt that their Bihumanist family would best represent the people of Earth. No-one was prepared for the reaction