As I looked out on the frozen, blood splattered

As I looked out on the frozen, blood splattered wasteland from our glass tower, I thought of Mae and Ebola and days gone by, long before Ophelia and Pneumosplat. The birds of Mars

began to scream in hopes of one day seeing a sight as beauteous as this. The knife perturbed from the man's chest as he laid on the crystalline ice. The last drop of blood drained

from the burger patty as Big Tutti pressed his thumb into the middle of it. "You see kid, a little hole like this keeps the burger from shrinking." The kid looked at the body in th

her, claiming outrage at her treatment of the boneless meat. Big Tutti rolled her eyes. "I'll be smacking some live meat in a minute," she scolded him with a wink. "Now go and get

me some pulled pork, tenderized turkey, beaten meat and a slapped up octopus, grrr..." He backed away and ran to the butcher stand with Big Tutti in hot pursuit.

The sight of that meat had sent them into a frenzy. Before the butcher's booth, Big Tutti tut-tutted, "Ooh! I'll take a juicy leg of lamb." "On the bone, or off?" Her suitor asked.

Frutti ordered a side of lamb and they bought an extra refrigerator. Nick The Butcher brought home the bacon that day! His wife was so happy that she completely forgot to

cancel the assassination contract that she had signed on him this very morning before coming home with another pig just like him. They said the roofies would help but he keeps rem

embering what he learned in 5th grade from Nancy Reagan: "Just Say No to Drugs". "No," he said softly. "No," he said again, louder. Then: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!!