Finished Folds (1—20)

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  Is there anyone out there who can help me write a surrealist poem?

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  2014-10-22 08:03:02

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  Although, some of us knew that this was nothing compared to the middle school sticker trade. there, sparkly, 3-D, smelly stickers weren't good enough. you needed

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  2014-10-21 17:18:39

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  "could she really be a devil sent from hell?" His Satanist uncle told him Satan sends devils to the human world to find new victims and when they die they disappear into nothing

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  2014-10-21 17:16:07

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  his eyelids felt like 40 pound weights, but he never let sleep take over his body. instead, he allowed the beautiful swirls of the wood inspire him to leave the church in the middl

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  2014-10-21 17:11:40

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  members of a marching band. During a parade, they walked under a tunnel and a box truck flipped over and fell on a large portion of the band crushing them. Surprisingly, no one was

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  2014-10-21 17:05:39

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  half of the people who showed up to the gala were people for cancer dressed to the nines with their hair and make up done. The other half were confused, fat nudists.

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  2014-10-21 17:02:39

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  *step step breathe step step breathe step step kick punch stab run step breathe step breathe step breathe hide breathe breathe breathe*

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  2014-10-21 16:58:29

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  To keep his cool but after long he couldn't help but scream at the terrifying creature coming out of his dogs ass. It wasn't anything They'd seen before. It looked at Tom and hisse

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  2014-10-19 23:18:40

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  the menu was all vegetarian. They didn't want to harm any living thing. We ate our risotto out of our hands and talked about how cows have multiple stomachs. It went surprisingly

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  2014-10-19 23:15:45

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  I want to go home.

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  2014-10-17 10:50:41

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  Where is my mommy?

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  2014-10-17 10:49:19

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  why do monsters hide under my bed?

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  2014-10-17 10:49:10

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  How fast is your heart beating right now?

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  2014-10-17 10:48:49

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  I walked up to him, "hey handsome. what's your name?" I played with his tie in my fingers and leaned over the counter so my low cut shirt would expose my already massive cleavage

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  immabadger

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  2014-10-17 10:40:38

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  She's a brick, and ever so slowly, she drowns me.

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  2014-10-17 08:13:49

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  When he awoke from his coma, the room was empty, yet so full. How is this so?

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  immabadger

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  2014-10-16 22:31:15

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  I click create over and over again. It does me no good. All it does is waste my time, but the voices in my head have things to say. I must click create

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  immabadger

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  2014-10-16 22:29:35

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  Why live when death is inevitable?

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  2014-10-16 22:28:14

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  "Say your life has no meaning. Say you're just a place-filler. Say your only reason for being here is to follow what everyone else does." That is what Herold thought when he

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  2014-10-16 22:26:44

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  He laid there wondering how it happened, how he let himself become so vile that this was the only suitable place for him and this foul dog was his only suitable companion.

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  2014-10-16 22:23:56