He was a world eat world kind of dog. Teeth.

  • He was a world eat world kind of dog. Teeth. Growls. And a cape. He took nourishment from beer and lil smokies.

  • And if he ever crossed paths with Streaky again, that cat was DEAD. No ifs ands or buts. He scanned the world for a human leg strong enough to withstand his super-humping.

  • After some effort searching Streaky found a pirate captain with a peg leg perfect for super-humping. Streaky knew his best tactic was a surprise super-humping attack

  • orchestrated with the buzzard perched on the shoulder of old Capt. Crayola. Streaky telepathically told the buzzard, "Keep the geezer occupied, and I'll tell you where the carrion

  • Is kept. I will take you to Section Q2 and you must wear a radioactive repellent boiler suit. If you don't have one, let me know and I will find one." Streaky found a buzzard suit.

  • The waddle in that buzzard suit tired me out before we got through Section B8. How was I expected to wear this all the way to Q2 and back. Then I understood. I wasn't supposed to.

  • As I traversed the warehouse rows, motion lights switched on. Up ahead, one alley remained dark. I waddled past in my buzzard suit and saw a ring of similar costumes facing one an-

  • other around a dim candle. They beckoned to me with their phony wings. One spoke, his voice ancient and brittle. "Join us, for we are the Brotherhood of Fake Carrion Eaters."

  • "What the hell is that?" I asked, slightly disturbed."See, we have many vegan members in our cult, so we eat carrions made out of soy. Some members prefer to be called 'Seitanists'

  • "Okay," I cut him off, "Quite honestly, I don't care what you do; as long as you respect me, I'll respect you...and I'm into some serious shit..S & M, bondage, and ladies day tea!"



  1. ta-dah Jan 13 2019 @ 05:33

    What are the chances the carrion was mentioned again! This has a surprisingly consistent plot

  2. Woab Jan 14 2019 @ 12:11

    'Seitanists' is marvelous. You're gold, ta-da!

  3. ta-dah Jan 14 2019 @ 15:26

    Haha, thanks Woab! I'd say the same about you!

  4. SlimWhitman Jan 18 2019 @ 04:37

    Yeah, I laughed about that one!

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