He was a world eat world kind of dog. Teeth.
He was a world eat world kind of dog. Teeth. Growls. And a cape. He took nourishment from beer and lil smokies.4
And if he ever crossed paths with Streaky again, that cat was DEAD. No ifs ands or buts. He scanned the world for a human leg strong enough to withstand his super-humping.4
After some effort searching Streaky found a pirate captain with a peg leg perfect for super-humping. Streaky knew his best tactic was a surprise super-humping attack5
orchestrated with the buzzard perched on the shoulder of old Capt. Crayola. Streaky telepathically told the buzzard, "Keep the geezer occupied, and I'll tell you where the carrion4
Is kept. I will take you to Section Q2 and you must wear a radioactive repellent boiler suit. If you don't have one, let me know and I will find one." Streaky found a buzzard suit.5
The waddle in that buzzard suit tired me out before we got through Section B8. How was I expected to wear this all the way to Q2 and back. Then I understood. I wasn't supposed to.3
As I traversed the warehouse rows, motion lights switched on. Up ahead, one alley remained dark. I waddled past in my buzzard suit and saw a ring of similar costumes facing one an-7
other around a dim candle. They beckoned to me with their phony wings. One spoke, his voice ancient and brittle. "Join us, for we are the Brotherhood of Fake Carrion Eaters."7
"What the hell is that?" I asked, slightly disturbed."See, we have many vegan members in our cult, so we eat carrions made out of soy. Some members prefer to be called 'Seitanists'6
"Okay," I cut him off, "Quite honestly, I don't care what you do; as long as you respect me, I'll respect you...and I'm into some serious shit..S & M, bondage, and ladies day tea!"2
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ta-dah Jan 13 2019 @ 05:33
What are the chances the carrion was mentioned again! This has a surprisingly consistent plot
Woab Jan 14 2019 @ 12:11
'Seitanists' is marvelous. You're gold, ta-da!
ta-dah Jan 14 2019 @ 15:26
Haha, thanks Woab! I'd say the same about you!
SlimWhitman Jan 18 2019 @ 04:37
Yeah, I laughed about that one!