Once upon a time there was a magical princess

Once upon a time there was a magical princess who lived on Magnolia Lane. She really hated the name of her lane, btu loved that she had magical powers. Some of her powers were....

Turning invisible! she used this magical power to listen to her parents and friends talk about her, and if they said something she did not like she would reappear and....

"Carom" went a billiard ball off their noggin'. She really enjoyed surprising them this way. Her family wanted to plan revenge for these attacks but her sneaky disappearing act

-ivia denied her the much needed digestion help that the yogurt provides. Her IBS exploded. This made her Family's plan of revenge seem mean, so they abandoned it. Instead they

decided to host a potluck and invite the whole neighborhood over. And this time, there was NO arsenic allowed. They were going to play nice this year or

move two towns over to a community of disheartened New Zealanders. The New Zealanders had settled in droves after the devistating earthquake of 2011. Christchurch had been ruined

and abandoned for decades now - old residents would still make occasional forays into the ruins to search for "treasure", by which they meant any bottles of liquor they could find.

communion. Cheswick somehow had dozens of shot glasses in his trenchcoat emporium. Some we turned down for missing company. Sparks from the trash can fire rose into the winter

sky as we huddled together and filled Cheswick's shot glasses with Maker's Mark. Here's to another day, friends, and another story well-fold...uh, told. SALUT!