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There was a man who made a device that could

  • There was a man who made a device that could turn animals into anthros. He first used it on a

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  • phobia is not a fear of zebras but a fear of being in last place or saying the last word. Conversations between two people suffering from zebraphobia are usually inane and are unab

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  • le to end because each person keeps responding with questions. Growing up in a family with zebraphobic-dominant genes means that I've grown accustomed to some very odd habits. Aunt

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  • Zoe was the weirdest. She saw a zebra scurry under the coffee table one time, then turned & asked if we wanted to play canasta. I of course responded with another question. "Aunt Z

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  • , wouldn't that be an awesome name for my new band? Now playing, The Aunt Z's!" Zoe said, "Well, are you sure you want "the" in the title?" To me, it seemed that Zoe's question

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  • should have been, "Don't you think people will hear the band name and think you are saying "Antsy's" instead of "Aunt Z's"? Because that gives a totally different connotation!"

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  • In truth, the former became a song on their next lp. It was about a diner which the Health Department forced to close. Aunt Z' s singer mumbled a lot and that was deliberately so

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  • their lyrics which all described true experiences couldn't be used to sue them for libel. Unfortunately Aunt Z's singer Alice (no relation to Cooper, Gary or otherwise) had a lucid

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  • dream in which she left this story fold and flew off to what she supposed was Belgium. When she woke up, she found it was true. She was free, above reproach, and out of her gourd.

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