The Orchids had a fragrance that would make

The Orchids had a fragrance that would make someone fall in love with the next person they laid eyes on. But Eric had no idea about the flower's power, he

just wanted to meet Rhea Perlman, who was on a nearby loungechair. When Rhea detected his scent, she swooned and then begged -- BEGGED - him to be her carnal poolboy.

But Rhea was not so hot face to face. Now he recognized his scented magnetism, he was aiming big. He was aiming way big. He was aiming K D Lang! So he decided to

get his hair poofed up like Kim Jong Il or Sonic the Hedgehog and buy the lousiest outdated sportcoat he could find. Next he would ask Billie Jean King for advice on such matters

as what time to get up in the morning and how many servings of vegetables to eat daily. In his Arc sport coat he felt mature, as grown up as any middle schooler he knew. Ms King

handed the exam to each student. He hadn't studied, listened in class, or done any work at all, but how hard could Pre-Algebra be? He put his number 3 pencil (he was a rebel) to th

but sudenly something happend, something like a miracle. The numbers and letters began to move on the paper like an live creature...like a new born baby. They were moving all over

Until they spelled out "nothing is everything." Why is magic text always so cryptic. This shit wasn't covered at the Adventure's Academy. What could it mean?

Nothing. It meant absolutely nothing.