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was found written on a WWII pigeon mail that failed to meet its target. The pigeon was found with the coded message still attached in a chimney 70 years later when the

shit hit the fan. It was just when the Iron Curtain fell that a suburban housewife found the WWII coded message attached to the mummified bird in her chimney.

The poor housewife was never heard from again. It took three years to decode the little pigeon memo: "Ivan, I have the eggs if you'll bring the sausage." The NSA wondered if

Ivan was keeping the eggs in a freezer with her milk. Or maybe the housewife had fled detection to Japan and was onsen tamago-ing. A fool young NSA agent barged into Ivan's fest

ivus party, icognito & carrying a plate of deviled eggs with mini microphones hidden inside, suspecting Ivan's involvement in an international chicken smuggling ring. The NSA

were clever like that - or so they thought, little realising that the seemingly innocent tray of mushroom profiteroles also carried a secret recording device, placed by Mossad

to control their every single move through his tiny spying device. There were also well-hidden cameras on the trees. He was controlling their plans of robbing the temple of gold.

But little did he know of the determination of the group. This was just a minor setback,