In retrospect, perhaps Freddie Mercury should

In retrospect, perhaps Freddie Mercury should have worn braces.

Yes, looking back there were so many mistakes to be made, the cuffing of the jeans, the neon colors, having a crush on the guy from Wham! My obsession with Freddy Mercury's teeth

a brain. A second brain would be just so handy, you know - one could do your algebra homework while the other was wrapped up gazing at all the lovely breasts in the world.

A third brain may render you being labelled as a smart alec. You may also find the first brain arguing with second brain whilst the third brain mediates or the second brain ignorin

the true path of the three brains is to bring them into harmony; When Conscious, subconscious and your destiny-conscious inner eye become aligned you will become divine.

This is what the Majestic Penguin uttered to Ralph. Ralph concentrated and brought the three consciousnesses into alignment. The Majestic Penguin raised a carpet of thunder and

brought down barrels of rain. It harrassed the sea, but only carressed Ralph. It carressed him like a mother. It carressed him like his girlfriend in third grade, roughly and confu

cius-like, her tongue curling around analects as she made him stay after school. The rain harassed, sometimes caressing, the large windows running along one side of the room.

"Everything has beauty but not everyone can see it," he thought as he watched the rain running down the oblivious panes.