They whispered "We hold as self-evident,

They whispered "We hold as self-evident, that all humans are created equal, endowed with unalienable rights, among these are life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness." A drone flew

and dropped leaflets. "You are in violation of copyright code 45.77, The Declaration of Independenc is now property of Time-McDonald-Disney and its subsidies. Desist or be bombed."

I looked at what remained of our great civilization, rubble and debris and poor people in 'shelters'. I had nowhere to run, the Elite had won. Anonymous was right all along.

But then.... a glimmer of hope! Like a flower among the debris, I saw a beautiful young lady, who said"What the hell are you doing standing there? They are coming for you! This way

to the safe zone!" I had come upon a kindergarten game of tag. My 37-year-old self touched the safe tree with the girl. Was this weird? The cops couldn't get me in the safe zone so

we just stayed there...and stayed there until she turned 37 and I was (counting on fingers) 69. By then the game of tag was over and we were free to engage in more adult activities

such as completing our tax returns and making mortgage payments. Politics was only something we commented on as we never got around to actually voting. The suffragettes died so we

can be sold under the banner, "As Seen on TV." She

was intent on having happier buns. After seeing that manly trucker in the infomercial, she rushed to the store and bought two comfy seat cushions. It all worked out in the end.