"The 3rd person plural present active subjunctive
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"The 3rd person plural present active subjunctive of the verb do, dare - or what you get when a shopping cart hits your car." Who thinks these things up, thought Marty. It's like
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the time I walked into that glass window thinking it was a door. Marty had stitches in his forehead from the accident but gained the ability to think about random ideas
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but then take absolutely zero action on them. That made him "Idea Man." So that's what Marty did. Now me? I can really throw the old bull around. I could sell Ice to Eskimos.
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I'm not really one to brag, *sniff*, but I'm kind of a big deal. HUGE in Japan right now. But uh, Juan Carlos, he was the cool guy in the gang. Dude was just smooth. Juan would
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talk his way, with his silver tongue, into the hearts of women and men, with such an air of sexual guatamalenness--these are the only words that adequately describe...that he never
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had been to Guatemala seemed inconsequential to those he enchanted.Perhaps the ancient Mayan gods favored him from above because when he opened his first used car lot in Yazoo City
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people mistook it for a car park and queued up to leave their cars, which he proceeded to sell to the highest bidder. Business was booming, but those pesky Mayan gods had the last
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Laugh. The defenestrated cars were suddenly nervous, but nobody made Prozac for them, just humans. Oil was leaking, and transmission fluid. People were drenchef.
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Drenchef were people. Cat's and dogs were living together--MASS HYSTERIA! The cars needed to be fixed but were too prideful to admit it, and the oil was spilling all over the place
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We leave this view into your future for now, hopefully forever.
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- 2013-02-09 16:10:03
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Woab Sep 23 2016 @ 11:08
Soylent Green, and Drenchef, is people!
EtherBot Sep 23 2016 @ 20:31
Drenchef... is soylent green than!!