You may of heard of John Henry or Paul Bunyan,

You may of heard of John Henry or Paul Bunyan, but the greatest folk hero of 'em all was ol' J. Manatee, P.I. He dun conquered the mid-west with his intense percepshuns. One time,

his intense percepshun skill even saved his life! while rolIing about in some god forsaken mud puddle like the true Mid-Western Manatee he is, John Rattlesnake crept towards him

using a set of automated peg legs created for veterans. John Rattlesnake's jaw unhinged because to swallow Det. Manatee but his fake leg stepped on his lower jaw and

John Rattlesnake swallowed himself thus fulfilling a cryptic dream Manatee had in which a snake swallowed it's tail. Jason stepped forward & picked up a few leftover scales

and put them in his pocket which already contained marbles, a Darth Vader Pez dispenser, a tuning fork and some beef jerky. Detective Manatee always carried marbles in his pocket

and he was always happy to see me. It showed. Manatee P.I. offered me a Pez. I declined. "How goes the good fight?" I queried. He said "There's something that's been bothering me

." "What's that, Mana-" But he was gone. POW! "CAN'T MAKE A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE IN A SCENE I'M ALREADY IN!" Yelled Manatee, punching the mask square off my face with his patented

ward to land another blow. Suddenly a glass-bottomed boat full of tourists glided by. A little boy screamed at evil Teemana, bringing the captain's attention to the psuedo-Manatee.

Teemana bellowed an horrific manatee-wail, and dived beneath the surface with a showy splash. Her body was like a torpedo, crashing through the glass, sinking the tourists & boat.