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Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being

  • Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being packed, pristine, in a little cardboard envelope, only hours later to be chewed by any undesirable who should choose to purchase

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  • you and then banned from travelling to Singapore just because you stick to the streets. Singapore was a major international hub and the chewing gum found it was often

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  • well traveled chicory. An old gumshoe like Bubbelious Bob explained how he stuck to the streets because that's where the stickiest criminals left their mark. The Singaporan officer

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  • really stepped in it,though,when he suspected Bubbelious Bob had a double life,a double bubble life. One day he was solving crimes and the next, he was stickin' it to someone else.

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  • He had split personalities. Sometimes he was a detective, sometimes he was human fly paper. Bubbelious Bob's two personalities were at each other's throats because

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  • the buzzing of the flies stuck to his skin would interfere when he was on a stakeout. Bubbelious Bob's detective career was only just paying the rent. His fly sales however, were

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  • Skyrocketing and they could not keep enough in stock. They recruited robots to help package them and ship them daily via UPS.

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  • The robots didn't now work out though. They unionized the first day & demanded Robot Rights or they would go on strike. Some saw a more sinister strike in the way that they said it

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  • with their weird electronic voices. "Strike! Strike!" the robots chanted day and night outside the Gizmonics Institute until everyone inside decided to shut them off. There was a

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  • short memorial service as they dismantled the rogue robots but in the end only the workers remember the whole incident., mostly with a free toaster made of robot parts.

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