The unicorn-jousting was going splendidly

The unicorn-jousting was going splendidly until I awoke with my knees against the ceiling

hanging by a system of pulleys above my hospital bed. Now you might think after a jousting injury most vets would say shoot the unicorn,but I had a particulary long horn so my owne

rs manual told me that my particular Unicorn ate Mike 'n Ikes. And no matter how much I broke out in hives around the candy, I needed so that the Unicorn could

confide in me. If he finally trusted me enough, the way past the rainbow bridge would be open. I needed to talk to Oden and, dammit! I needed that quadruped! My hand was blistered

as I drifted mini-turbo after mini-turbo on Rainbow Road, deliberately overshooting the road and diving headfirst into space. Lakito agreed to take me to see Odin

in Valhalla. As we got closer to the end of this journey and the start of another a sickening anxiety crawled up my spine. What will I say, What shall I do, thats when I knew

I had to call my dad for advice. He always knew just what to say when I felt sick and anxious. I tried him on his cell, but... OK. I'll have to do this on my own. I girded my

hosting this vegan dinner, I need help. Oh crap, vegans don't eat what? Who doesn't eat meat or eggs? Now my dinner party was going to be a complete flop. I looked in the kitchen 4

something anything - hmmm, in my defense I did find out last minute it was vegan and the only thing green we had was weed, but man was that one unforgettable dinner party!