The once was a happily married couple known

The once was a happily married couple known as Bob and Bobette and they lived with their dog sheba. One day, Sheba was bitten by a squirrel and turned RABBID

LY towards Chip and Dale cartoons. Bob and Bobette's dog Sheba watch the cartoons all day. Every time they tried to change the channel the dog snarled and snapped at

Their groins leaving them frozen in fear. So Bob and Bobette never changed channel, never ate any food except burger and only moved carefully in case Sheba got angry.

While they were sitting there, still as statues, Bob began thinking about that time he & Bobette "did it" on the kitchen table, resulting in slight trouser movement. Sheba growled

when "things" got too loud causing us to run butt naked up the stairs to the bedroom, away from prying eyes. We laughed at the thought of Sheba thinking Bob was attacking Bobette

The tenants of the Bullack Apartments at Belmont and Avondale called the Noise Police. One man threw a grenade made of kitchen grease at us. Ouch!

said the clown and his boxer shorts and whit and red boxer gloves moved quickly saying lines from 1940's Television shows like, "Why I oughtta!" and brought out a red scissor blade

and cut Big Bob's suspenders.His Big & Talls fell exposing his pink hippo boxers. Big Bob lost it, yelling "Who hired this clown!" not knowing the clown was the Section Head Frank

Wiener alias Boingeaux the French Clown! But by that time nobody cared because Bob had been exposed as Mr. Pinkpants, the great wardrobe criminal. He was taken to the cleaners.