I was trying to do it, but

I was trying to do it, but

I just couldn't. Could I? I want to do it, but something held me back. I needed advice from Madam Wong. I called her. "Heyo," she answered. "Madam Wong' s advice hotline..." I

Many aynshun chinese wisdom hea to herp you. I Fortyune terring velly leasonabur pwice . What yo plobrem?" "Hi Madam Wong, My husband's rich, but I want to cheat on him with a very

large Austrian named Olaf. Is this possible?" Madam Wong took a long look at the cheating woman.......................................................................then she blink

-ed and gave a great sigh. "This is the worst display of cheating I have ever seen from a student. I am highly disappointed in you" Madam Wong then closed her eyes, squinted and wh

acked me in the head with a half-hearted fist. I howled in fury, leaping onto my desk. I ignored the horrified gasps around me as I felt my body begin its painful metamorphosis.

I assumed a bodybuilder stance as my bones & muscles twisted & writhed. "Aooga Aooga!" I howled in pain & fury. Plush fur erupted from my skin. I fell off my desk onto my horrified

The water bowl I now shared with my cat. This took getting used to, but I realised why I gave my cat water daily. Eating steak under the table holding a fork was challenging too.

Eventually I realized that the cat had no intention of supporting me or even acknowledging me. So I walked out the front door of my own home, but lingered on the threshold forever.